Bootcamp: Day #5

Dear diary,
bootcamp is becoming more fun fun fun fun!

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The night before bootcamp, my Careen and i went for our Subzone leaders meeting. After that we went for supper, and reached home past midnight.

And when we checked our twitter, we saw this:

I checked the timeline, and the tweet was 2hours old.


Then me and sister were like:

"Ok. We didn't read that tweet because we're asleep..."


So the night passed, and it was morning.

And i had a dream. A very weird dream. I dreamt of someone telling me "Bootcamp is CANCELLED." The dream was soooo real that i actually woke up, and turned off my alarm. But after awhile i started to realize that it was only JUST A DREAM.

Dragged myself out from the bed. Had breakfast. Changed.

And the journey began....

It was a beautiful day. The sun was rising, birds were chirping, wind was blowing, and everyone was happy (and sleepy).

We started out by doing warm-ups. We did jog-on-the-spot exercises, stretched our thigh and calf muscles, squats, and STAR JUMPS.


Like this:

Things were going fine. The sun was shining, plants were growing, mosquitoes were sucking blood UNTIL 4 late comers came walking to the field.


First we were like:

"HUH."

Then we were like:

One of the late comers stood behind me and he said,
"Ok, i think he (our trainer) didn't see me. We're safe."

Trainer: "4 late comers today. 4 zialats NOW!"


And i looked at him like:

Sigh. Life is unfair, isn't it?


When others are late, we'll be like:

#endoftheworld

But when we ourselves are late, we'll be like:

After all the warm-ups and zialats, it was time to divide us into our respective groups again. This time i was smart. I mean, smarter. We all formed a really long straight line, and i was standing at the farthest end.


Trainer: *counting and separating everyone into groups*


and my sister was like:

And true enough, i was back in my old group!

"i know that you are for me, i know that you are for me...
i know that you will never forsake me in my weakness"


In my heart i was like:

"Thank you God!"

There were 3 stations, each planned out with different exercises.

One of the stations was the 'Sprint' station. We were required to sprint as fast as we could from one end to another. BUT the catch is this - before we start running, we have to hold a certain position/pose until our trainer says "GO!"

AND...there was another catch. While you're running, if the trainer 'taps' on your shoulder, you have to do 2 pekcheks when you get to the other side.

I know what you're thinking, "2 pekcheks only whattt. how hard can that be??" But you're so wrong. Friends and family, uncles and aunties, listen. Even if we're only required to do 1 pekchek, it's still VERY pekchek.


Trainer: "Ready?? ONE. TWO. THREE......GO!"

Me:

I ran as fast as i could, but i was still 'tapped'.

And i was like:

"Where is justice??"

One more thing. I don't know why, but it seems like our trainers have this thing against their trainees drinking water and hydrating themselves with liquid.

Everyone: "Sir! Permission to have water break please!"

Trainer:

"No water break until the end of training."


And we're like:

I think we weren't sexy enough.

Next time we should try this:

"SIR! WATER BREAK PLEASE!"

SO. Bootcamp tomorrow???

I have 4 words for ya.


DENG.

DENG.

DENG.

DENGGGGGG!